If you’re looking for a truly unique and mischievous afternoon tea experience, The Twits Afternoon Tea at London Marriott Hotel County Hall is an absolute must-visit this February half-term. Inspired by Roald Dahl’s iconic book The Twits, this playful tea experience brings a world of trickery, delicious surprises, and whimsical fun to the table. Here are five reasons you need to book your spot!





1. A Roald Dahl-Inspired Experience
Step into the eccentric world of Mr. and Mrs. Twit with an afternoon tea like no other. The setting is full of quirky nods to the infamous duo, with upside-down menus, Quentin Blake’s unmistakable illustrations, and hidden tricks throughout. The attention to detail makes this a true tribute to Dahl’s wickedly funny storytelling.
2. Imaginative & Playful Menu
This isn’t your typical afternoon tea! Guests can expect creatively crafted treats such as Mrs Twit’s Bird Pie, Wormy Spaghetti, and Hampshire Cucumber Worms. For those with a sweet tooth, there’s the Muggle-Wumps Brownie and Jam Roly-Poly Bird. Even the scones are a mystery—you won’t know if you’re biting into buttermilk or Marmite until you taste it!
3. Perfect for Families & Kids
Children and adults alike will be entertained by the playful elements throughout the experience. Little ones can enjoy fun quizzes and interactive surprises while sipping on Skillywiggler Lemonade with frogspawn or Roly Poly Berry Juice. It’s a great way to introduce kids to the magic of Roald Dahl in an immersive setting.
4. Luxury with a Twist
Set in the elegant London Marriott Hotel County Hall, this afternoon tea combines high-end hospitality with a delightfully cheeky twist. Adults can indulge in a glass of champagne alongside their tea, making it the perfect blend of sophistication and fun.
5. Limited-Time Only – Don’t Miss Out!
The Twits Afternoon Tea is only available from 15-23 February between 12 PM – 5 PM, making it a rare treat for those visiting London during the half-term break. With its unique menu, interactive elements, and nods to one of Roald Dahl’s most memorable stories, this is one experience you won’t want to miss!
How to Book: The Twits Afternoon Tea is priced at £45 per adult and £45 per child (up to 12 years old).
To reserve your spot, visit www.thetwitsafternoontea.com today!




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