Looking for a laugh in London or beyond? Top British comedian Hal Cruttenden (Live at the Apollo, The Royal Variety Performance) has announced the extension of his hit UK tour, Can Dish It Out But Can’t Take It, now running from January to June 2026 due to phenomenal demand.
After a sell-out run at the Edinburgh Festival Fringe and a successful nationwide tour this autumn, Hal is bringing his trademark wit and warmth to even more cities across the UK — including London, Glasgow, Cardiff, Bath, and York.
1. Catch Hal Cruttenden Live on Tour
Hal’s new show explores middle-aged dating, social media, modern politics, and the fragility of marriage — all with his signature blend of honesty and hilarity. Expect smart observations, brilliant storytelling, and plenty of self-deprecating charm.
2. Hear Hal’s Funniest Material Yet
In his last show, Hal opened up about his divorce, and now he’s back with a new outlook — poking fun at relationships, life advice from his kids, and the chaos of being back in the dating scene after 20 years. As The Times put it: “When was the last time you threw back your head in laughter? I did it several times here.” ⭐⭐⭐⭐
3. See Why Critics Love Him
- ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “At the very top of his game!” – Daily Express
- ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “One of the funniest hours I’ve seen in years.” – Entertainment Now
- ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ “Brand new show packed with jokes; Hal has perfect timing and delivery.” – One4Review
4. Enjoy a Comedy Night Out in London
London fans can catch Hal at the Leicester Square Theatre on Thursday 20 November 2025 and again on Saturday 20 June 2026 for two guaranteed nights of laughter. Tickets are already selling fast, so book early to avoid disappointment.
5. Tour Dates Across the UK
Hal’s 2026 tour covers the country, from Glasgow to Exmouth, Cardiff to Crawley. Here are a few highlights from the newly announced dates:
- Saturday 17 January – Luton, Hat Factory
- Saturday 31 January – Bedford, The Quarry Theatre
- Wednesday 4 February – Glasgow, The Stand
- Friday 13 February – Dorking Hall
- Saturday 21 February – Salford, The Lowry
- Saturday 14 March – Southampton, The Attic
- Saturday 20 June – London, Leicester Square Theatre
For the full tour schedule and ticket links, visit halcruttenden.com or follow Hal on @hcruttenden.
🎤 About Hal Cruttenden
Hal is one of the UK’s most popular comedians, known for his appearances on Have I Got News For You, Would I Lie to You?, Mock the Week, The Apprentice: You’re Fired and Bake Off: An Extra Slice. He’s also written and starred in his own BBC Radio 4 sitcom Hal, and his stand-up specials are available to stream on Amazon Prime.
He recently launched a new podcast, Hal and Ronni in Pieces, with comedian Ronni Ancona, featuring guests like Jo Brand, Sally Phillips, and Omid Djalili. Hal also plays Winston Churchill in the upcoming film The Man With A Plan alongside Simon Callow.
📅 Key London Dates
- Thursday 20 November 2025 – Leicester Square Theatre
- Saturday 20 June 2026 – Leicester Square Theatre
🎟 Tickets & Info
Visit halcruttenden.com for tickets and updates.
Image credit: Blue Book Artist Management / Hal Cruttenden