If you’re looking for a hilarious, high-energy way to entertain the family this May half term, you’re in for a treat — Horrible Histories: TERRIBLE THAMES is back on the water from Thursday 22 May to Sunday 1 June 2025, departing daily from Tower Bridge Quay.

Created by the brilliant minds behind the hit stage shows and TV series, TERRIBLE THAMES is no ordinary boat trip. It’s a uniquely theatrical journey along the River Thames where the city’s gruesome, glorious and gory past is brought to life by immersive storytelling, larger-than-life characters and plenty of laugh-out-loud moments. Think Guy Fawkes, Boudicca, Henry VIII and Queen Victoria popping up to give you the lowdown on their part in London’s story – with all the nasty bits left in!

Perfect for children, parents and history lovers alike, this tour blends brilliantly funny performances with unforgettable sightseeing. Whether you’re a long-time Horrible Histories fan or just want to see the capital from a fresh, fun angle, this is the ultimate family day out.

Tickets are on sale now via terriblethames.com — and with half term fast approaching, now’s the time to grab your spot on board.

Oh, and one more thing… watch this space — the TERRIBLE THAMES fifth birthday celebrations are coming in July, and word has it some VERY special historical guests will be in attendance.

Don’t miss the boat!